Okay, let’s be real, the Christmas season is mostly Hollywood reruns on steroids. You put on the TV or scroll through your streaming apps, and it’s the same holiday classics that are everywhere. And yeah, we all love them, but by the fifth rewatch, you’re like, “Do I really need to see Kevin McCallister outsmart burglars again?” Spoiler: yes, you do.
Because here’s the truth: these movies are tradition. They’re comfort food for the soul. They survived this long because they’re easy to watch, easy to love, and they hit that soft spot in us that only shows up in December.
Bullet TV knows exactly what you want, and we’re serving up a holiday catalogue that’s basically Christmas crack. Let’s break it down:
1. Are We There Yet?
Two kids, Lindsey and Kevin, are on a mission to keep their divorced mom single until their parents reconcile. Translation: chaos, sabotage, and family drama wrapped in holiday laughs.
2. Blended
Jim and Lauren’s blind date is a disaster. They swear off each other forever… until fate locks them in the same African safari resort with their kids. It’s a cue awkward bonding, family hijinks, and a slow-burn romance.
3. Friday After Next
Craig and Day-Day finally get jobs as mall security guards, but when a fake Santa robs their apartment on Christmas Eve, it’s game on. Expect wild rent-a-cop antics, neighborhood chaos, and a chase that’s more comedy than crime.
4. A Madea Christmas
Madea in the country for Christmas? Say less. She’s dropping her signature sass, wisdom, weight and holiday spirit on a rural town. You already know it’s going to be messy, hilarious, and unforgettable.
5. Home Alone
Kevin McCallister vs. burglars. Enough said. This one’s basically the “Beyoncé” of Christmas movies; timeless, iconic, and still running the holiday charts.
6. Baby’s Day Out
Baby Bink gets kidnapped by three wannabe criminals but turns Chicago into his personal playground. The baby wins, the crooks lose, and you laugh the whole way through.
7. Matters of the Heart
Major throwback alert. Not a typical Christmas movie but purely Ghanaian. Nico and Sekina are madly in love, but his rich family says “no way” because she’s poor. Before Bollywood took over Ghanaian TV, this was the drama everyone was talking about. Pure nostalgia!
Bullet TV is bringing all these gems back this Christmas. They’re not just movies, they’re traditions, guilty pleasures, and the reason you’ll be glued to your couch with as enjoy that jollof.
And guess what? This is just Part 1. Stay tuned for the new releases coming to Bullet TV this holiday season. Spoiler: it’s not just On Target, Always – it’s Thrills on Target.
